Linda ...ski. Thought every man was a potential rapist. Extremely suspicious. My "friend" who doesn't mention getting married. Jumps to negative assumption and doesn't explain what it is. If I took too long in responding on skype she would even jump to assuming negative things.

M McCombe. 40 and never married. Extremely suspicious and dysfunctionally uncommunicative. Jumps to negative assumption and never explains what it is.

R Carlyle. Totally bonkers. Lifetime unemployed. Says has disease that isn't recognized as a real disease. Can't handle anyone disagreeing with her no matter how bizarre her actions. Impersonates someone on facebook and gets a 100 friends that way. Goes ballistic when I disagree with such actions and suddenly just can't speak with me and in general suddenly finds all kinds of fault with me including many very strange accusations.

S Nordeck. 30 something who has never had a significant other. Manages to get fired from a job that consists of cleaning hospital rooms and pushing around hospital beds by cussing out a security guard and in general thinking ill of endless good people. After 7 years of friendship gets angry that I become friends with her sister. Then claims I'm trying to force her to wear shoes she doesn't like and a few other bizarre things and cuts down all communication to only texting, almost as if she knows it's the one thing that upsets me so therefore that's exactly what she does. When I finally say I'm done with texting, no more communication until she will actually speak to me she unfriends/blocks me and my wife.

"Yanni". Stupid prick who laughably has a problem with anyone ever finding fault with anything he does.

Fredrik ... Demonizer.

K Creek. Bonkers. Had many bouts of irrational paranoia. At one point crying at US embassy in Kazahkstan that we were being followed. Ruined many working relationships by deciding they were out to get here. Finally did the same to me.

J Muto. For unknown reason refused to recognize that I was trying out for the tennis team, thus I didn't get to play tennis in high school. Now over and over I play someone new in tennis and they ask if I played tennis in college and I say, "No. I didn't even get to play in high school." Maybe when my hair is gray this will stop, until then I get to be periodically reminded as I beat former and current college players.